I am not a big fan of female sports. When I watch women play sports, it reminds me of watching paint dry, without the excitement. When I describe women sports to others I liken it to watching untalented men play sports underwater. It is so slow and uninteresting. I can only think of one sport involving women that I enjoy, beach volleyball. I’m not sure why.
Anyway, I understand that this may be an unpopular opinion, and I don’t care. Fortunately, I often find joy in the misfortune of others. In fact, that is the driving force behind this blog. Otherwise, I may have never found this gem
Women’s softball, otherwise known as a non-medicated cure for insomnia, is where we find our latest subject. Bailey Hemphill of the Alabama Crimson Tide, hits a huge that clears the wall by an entire foot. Her entire team is so amazed by this power display they don’t even notice.
I get it, there’s a lot to remember after you hit the ball: run, touch four white objects. It’s a miracle anyone ever scores a run.
I still won’t be watching female sports and I’m not sorry about it.